Put down that chardonnay: try an aligoté instead

It’s the key to affordable white burgundy

I find myself using the phrase “relative value” more and more these days. You know, when you buy something you think is a good deal, because you’re comparing it with something that’s infinitely more expensive, so it just feels as if you’re saving money. Buying Baylis & Harding hand soap because Aesop is £33. Renting a small room in London for more than £1,000 a month because at least you’re not paying £2,000 for a place to yourself. A few months ago, people tried to coin this school of thought as “girl math”’, but we are all equally guilty of this specific kind of economic reasoning.

Relative value is how you get what you want for less (but still spend the money anyway), and what I want is affordable white burgundy. I’m not going to get it, of course, but I can certainly spend what little money I have on something that’s close enough.